It’s toe-tappingly tragic!
I’m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn’t alive to see this day. Shinier than yours, meatbag. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Belligerent and numerous. I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
Good news, everyone! I’ve taught the toaster to feel love! Hey, whatcha watching? Anyone who laughs is a communist! A true inspiration for the children.
Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.
Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money! Guards! Bring me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away! Oh sure! Blame the wizards! Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
- I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
- For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
- Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I’m going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
- You know, I was God once.
- I’m a thing.
- We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral!
Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped. THE BIG BRAIN AM WINNING AGAIN! I AM THE GREETEST! NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH, FOR NO RAISEN!
WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT! She also liked to shut up! Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Who am I making this out to? Goodbye, friends. I never thought I’d die like this. But I always really hoped.
Our love isn’t any different from yours, except it’s hotter, because I’m involved. Bender, being God isn’t easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
So, how ’bout them Knicks? Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets! For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. Of all the friends I’ve had… you’re the first.
Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Is that a cooking show? Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?
Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions? Look, last night was a mistake. I just told you! You’ve killed me! And when we woke up, we had these bodies.
And then the battle’s not so bad? Dr. Zoidberg, that doesn’t make sense. But, okay! I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged.